heres a lame joke my dad told me.
this woman had 3 daughters, one day one of the daughters walked up to her mother and asked "mommy, why did you name me rose?" the mother replied "well when you were little, a rose petal fell on your head, so we called you rose."
a little later the second daughter walked up to her mother and asked "mommy, why did you name me tulip?" the mother replied "well when you were little, a tulip fell on your head, so we called you tulip."
a bit later, the third daughter walks up to her mother and says "mgwhgmsh ,mskjhgem ghewrgjkngsj ewhskhfm hewfkjngmngwjn wenjkfh (jibberish), the mother looked at her daughter and said "oh shutup cinderblock"
i thought it was funny.
*fixed* 1998.5 Contour SE Zetec No Cat, SVT Dual Exhaust, 2 N1 Mufflers, IAT , Diablo Chip, Iceman Intake, Polished TB, "new tranny"
Various other crap, no more mods for a while, just moved.
17.391 @ 81.03 mph
1995 Honda Civic CX Hatchback
15.34 @ 91.67mph
stuff.
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