heres a lame joke my dad told me.

this woman had 3 daughters, one day one of the daughters walked up to her mother and asked "mommy, why did you name me rose?" the mother replied "well when you were little, a rose petal fell on your head, so we called you rose."

a little later the second daughter walked up to her mother and asked "mommy, why did you name me tulip?" the mother replied "well when you were little, a tulip fell on your head, so we called you tulip."

a bit later, the third daughter walks up to her mother and says "mgwhgmsh ,mskjhgem ghewrgjkngsj ewhskhfm hewfkjngmngwjn wenjkfh (jibberish), the mother looked at her daughter and said "oh shutup cinderblock"

i thought it was funny.


*fixed* 1998.5 Contour SE Zetec
No Cat, SVT Dual Exhaust, 2 N1 Mufflers, IAT , Diablo Chip, Iceman Intake, Polished TB, "new tranny"

Various other crap, no more mods for a while, just moved.

17.391 @ 81.03 mph

1995 Honda Civic CX Hatchback

15.34 @ 91.67mph

stuff.