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Originally posted by Ray:
If it were human size, it could run at speeds of 300MPH.
Ray Holy crap! 
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Originally posted by LoCoZetecPowa: Originally posted by Ray:
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If it were human size, it could run at speeds of 300MPH.
Ray Yeah, COCKROACHES the saga continues!!!
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Did you know the average human head weighs 8 lbs.? Bees and dogs can smell fear. 
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Originally posted by Chris Hightower:
Cut down on the "one testicle" thing. Some people on this board might get offended. Cancer is not a laughing matter. Hey, I lost a testical to cancer  However, with a name like Boner, it takes a lot more to offend me. Like I tell all the ladies. I'm half the man I used to be, but twice as much as any lady needs  TB Who is offended by those too easily offended
Tony Boner Personal: 98cdw27@charter.net Work: tony.boner@sun.com Saving the computer world from WinBloze as Unix/Solaris/Java Guru http://www.sun.com 1998 Contour SVT Pre-E1 618/6535 Born On Date: 4/30/1997 Now with Aussie Bar induced mild oversteer.
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It's not funny to have one testie or cancer. But it is funny that the man that led a party with such balls only had one testical!
It's Uni-Nut Hitler!
Not
Uni-Nut Cancer Survivor!
Let's not be so testie!
Sorry! I couldn't resist!
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Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.
I just thought my roomate's Hamster was winking at me. Kind of like, "Hey buddy, I can escape this little cage and get into your walls anytime I want. But, if you keep feeding me..."
Dirty little rodent.
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maybe he lost his nut another way...
a went to high school with a guy who lost one from swinging off a rope into a pond. he had teh rope between his legs and when he let go to fall into the water the rope slid up between his legs and grabbed on for the ride.
not a pretty sight!
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Or maybe it was just undescended from birth. Why are we discussing this??
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It has spent 1.5 years under the wrong identity ;-)
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Tony Boner Personal: 98cdw27@charter.net Work: tony.boner@sun.com Saving the computer world from WinBloze as Unix/Solaris/Java Guru http://www.sun.com 1998 Contour SVT Pre-E1 618/6535 Born On Date: 4/30/1997 Now with Aussie Bar induced mild oversteer.
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I want people to talk about my nuts when I die. That'll be tite.
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