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It is impossible to lick your elbow

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out

A shrimp's heart is in its head

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call

Horses can't vomit

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts

Most lipstick contains fish scales

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow


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Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants


Not this rat. frown

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Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
For once, I am in the majority.


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Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
you know how funny I look, and how embarassing it is to try and lick my dayum elbow at 0200 in the morning, in front of 2 other sleep deprived people?

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you know how funny I look, and how embarassing it is to try and lick my dayum elbow at 0200 in the morning, in front of 2 other sleep deprived people?
LOL, You're not the only one! :p


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[b]you know how funny I look, and how embarassing it is to try and lick my dayum elbow at 0200 in the morning, in front of 2 other sleep deprived people?
LOL, You're not the only one! :p [/b]
Yeah imagine how funny you look trying it at work. laugh


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[b]you know how funny I look, and how embarassing it is to try and lick my dayum elbow at 0200 in the morning, in front of 2 other sleep deprived people?
LOL, You're not the only one! :p [/b]
I'm right there with u guys. Man that sucked. Now I wanna lick my elbow.
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[b]you know how funny I look, and how embarassing it is to try and lick my dayum elbow at 0200 in the morning, in front of 2 other sleep deprived people?
LOL, You're not the only one! :p [/b]
I'm right there with u guys. Man that sucked. Now I wanna lick my elbow.
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Add another one into this group laugh


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i tried too haha!


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It is impossible to lick your elbow
Guess I just broke that record smile Does it count if you have a looong tongue? laugh

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It is impossible to lick your elbow
Guess I just broke that record smile Does it count if you have a looong tongue? laugh
Your tongue is so long you can lick your elbow? What, are you a cow? Man, I hope I never hear you on here complaining about not being able to get girls. smile


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