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Stolen from another forum....

"The Ferrari is standing at the red lights, the driver doesn't notice the lights have turned green. (btw, he has an escort girl sitting on the passenger seat)

The car behind him starts hooting, so the Ferrari driver shows his middle finger and floors it. 200m further there is a tricky bump in the road; anyhow, he's driving too fast to take it properly. He loses control of the steering wheel, hits a VW and the Ferrari goes airborne. He lands on a Opel. No brake or slipmarks, full speed crash on both other cars.

The Ferrari driver had a hole in his head, but he was ok. The escort girl had a little pain in her shoulder. The Opel driver banged his head against the front window and had a skull fracture; heavily injured. The one in the VW had a massive wiplash and probably internal bleedings."


Now for the pics.. http://web.wanadoo.be/ocyeti/ferrari/index.html

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Errrr, stupid people mad


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Whoever was taking the pictures seemed to have strong liking for the engine bay.

Hopefully everyone will come out of this okay.


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"Dude you just wrecked your Ferrari"....

"Its not mine." smile


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What a terrible waste of fine machinery!

Can I buy that Modena for salvage value? Oops! Even totalled, its still more than I can afford!


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You gotta hope the guy was married, and that the accident caused the wife to find out about the escort.

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Moral of story...

Middle finger belongs on the wheel not in the air. laugh


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Quote:
Originally posted by perry:

"The Ferrari driver had a hole in his head, but he was ok."
lol, For some reason that doesn't sound right...if i had a hole in my head i am almost certain i wouldn't be ok.


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Yeah...I had the same thought. Sounds kinda painful.

But that looks like a nasty accident. Just glad no one died.


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Since no one died, I decided to debut a new forum pic:



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