Variation on one stated above:

Here I sit, broken hearted
Spent a dime, but only farted.
Yesterday, took a chance!
Saved a dime, but crap my pants!

:p

Eric B.
Ottawa, ON, Canada
98 Mystique V6 5spd. Toreador Red
Modified Airbox with K&N drop-in, Cool Blue bulbs, Homemade solid brass shifter knob, Sony CDX-L300 head unit
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