here's some bathroom poetry i've seen or heard about (those with weak stomachs or that get upset over 'crap', look away now,
hehe):
Some come here to sit and think
Others come to sh-t and stink
I came here to scratch my balls
And read the bullsh-t on the walls
(big red angry letters) I FU(KED your mother!
(calm blue little letters) go home dad. You're drunk
beware, homosexual limbo dancers!
don't throw your toothpicks in the urinals
the crabs may learn to pole-volt [ewww]
if you love your man
show some class
and don't write his name
where you wipe your ass
here I sit all broken-hearted
came to sh-t, but merely farted
quit your squatting
have a seat.
All our crabs
jump three feet.
(some of those are simply terrible... hahahh)
i've turned this thread to sh-t now! [no pun intended... or ok, maybe it was, ehh]
