I like reading the walls.
"For manly love be here at 12am"
"For BJ go to water fountain and rub cock"
"NC Camel Jockey is a homo"
"Here I sit on the pooper giving birth to a new state trooper but all I could do was fart and pee so I'll have to settle for a DOT"
"Death Ray wuz here."
"I saw you take that **** now put it back"