You want abuse I've got stories of abuse. My roomates cat abused the **** out of me. Always darting in front of my feet in the dark. Climbing up to the third shelf of my bookcase at 3am and knocking over a glass cup of change. Biting my ankles. SPCA me ASS!
He learned when he jumped in front of my feet one time and took of like a football after half time.
LOL!
-Andy