Next time you need a cop (traffic accident, got mugged, etc.), call 911 and ask them to "send some pigs out to you".
I speed all the time on the highway. I have 3 tickets in my 11 year driving history: 71/65 in OH (really 80 but showing my uncle's MD State Police business card made Mr. Trooper quite friendly), 80/65 in PA (Memorial Day weekend, no name dropping was going to help), and 75/55 and improper passing on the right locally.
Know what I did? For the first two speeding tickets, I wished the officer a safe day and mailed a check when I got home because I knew I was guilty. For the third, I was on the way to the hospital where my wife had been taken and told the trooper this ("I know this is no excuse, but ..."). He wrote me for "Failing to Heed a Traffic Control Signal (Speed Limit Signs)" and told me to plead not guilty and bring evidence supporting my story. In the end he never showed for trial.
One thing I didn't do was call them pigs and whine and complain about getting pulled over. I know that speeding is illegal, and if I get caught then the responsibility is on
me. If I wanted to guarantee that I would never get a ticket, then I would obey the posted limits.