or for the ones you just dont want to think baout
My love for you is like diaharrea, I just can't hold it in.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
and some other ones I like but would never use
err yeah I swear I would not use them.
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
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She says, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" I say "Do you have the energy?"
