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Do you work for the Post Office, because i thought I saw you checking out my package...

Nice legs. What time do they open?

You've got 206 bones in your body. Want another one?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

Let me know how these work out for you.


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Quote:
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Do you work for the Post Office, because i thought I saw you checking out my package...

as a matter of fact............ :p laugh


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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
That's the best one ever.


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Nice legs. What time do they open?

you better expect a slap w/ this one! eek mad


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'ello, my name is Pogo- wanna jump on my stiiiicck?

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'ello, my name is Pogo- wanna jump on my stiiiicck?

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haha katty u are too funny


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hey hey, we can be like squirrels- i'll pop into your black hole and we can bust a nut!!!



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let's play war.

i'll lay here and you can blow me away. eek


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Katty, you better stop before you attract all the leghumpers!!! laugh

but those are some good ones... i would post some, but im afraid of what may come, cause the marine corps does have some nasty ones... eek laugh


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I always like the ones like this laugh

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

maybe this is why most women aviod me ?


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