Contour Enthusiasts Group Archives Forums General Common Interests Warning Mature Subject Matter: Sure Fire Pickup Lines

Do you work for the Post Office, because i thought I saw you checking out my package...

Nice legs. What time do they open?

You've got 206 bones in your body. Want another one?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

Let me know how these work out for you.