So who are the other eight?

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-1987 charred fiat
Wish list:
8.0L V45 with seven turbos
yellow windshield banner
fake carbon fiber tape on everything
blue lights everywhere so i get pulled over more
clear tail lenses so people rear-end me
an $100 air filter that adds two horsepower
enough naws to blow myself up
decals that either state the obvious, or give incorrect information about my car
Britney Spears' used underpants
my parents to get back together
Sally Struthers to get a new career
...the same for Kevin Costner
windows tinted so dark that I now have a 270º blind spot
bubbles in aforementioned window tint
pinhole marks from where i tried to fix the bubbles
titanium radiator brackets
Sams Choice brake fluid

-98 LS with BPU