There is a smart fly in my room! Its smart enough not to move when I try to find it. As soon as I get in bed the little **** gets up and flies around!
Its not a normal black fly, or one of the big, stupid and slow black flies. This is the kind that is all shiny and fast as hell!
He will die tonite! I have messed up two magazines trying to kill him. Twice I thought I have made contact and he goes quiet for about 5-10 minutes. Then he gets up and starts moving around again. Giving me the obligatory dive-bomb to the head for swatting at him.
He will die, even if I have to bug bomb the room to kill him!!!
Obglitaory Contour Content. I think he flew in when I went out to my car to lock it up.
