nobody stares at my contour because it has neither balls nor good looks. it is a 4 door family car and everyone only looks at me to yell either "nice family car" or "going to soccer practice, mom?". it is an economy car and even after an expensive soop-up only produces about 170hp which will not get me noticed either driving down the street or at a stop light. i drive it becuase i am too poor to afford an ACTUAL sports car... like a civic owner, only with a domestic car.
