James comes to Utah, so I will come over here and say hi.
My last speeding ticket was almost exactly a year ago. I was doing a delivery for the parts store I worked for. I was doing 90 MPH in a 70 in the store's 4L Ranger. I came upon a hill and the truck naturally decelerated. I crested the hill at 84 and there was a UHP sitting at the top.

I saw the car squat and two puffs of steam come out of the tailpipes. I put the truck in neutral and let it coast. He caught up to me when I was doing 30. He wrote my up for 79 in a 70 (telling him that I drove the road everyday and I could have sworn that it was 75 didn't hurt, or did it?). He told me that since I thought it was 75 he would write me up for 4 mph over what I thought it was and 9 over what it really was. Cost? $60 and my insurance company still doesn't know about it!
Then there was the time I got caught doing 100+ on the interstate in the Contour. Cost? Free. He laughed at my story and set me free.
