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#268568 07/10/02 12:31 AM
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WEll lets just slow down here a sec-
I know you are all anxious- but dont rush for a grab bag-
there are enough to go around- I mean how many did we make? 3? 4? I mean common- For your hard earned sea shells we are giving you some of the greatest stuff out there:
1. snake oil for your rotors to reduce friction caused wear.
2. Gerbil rebuild kits (with yellow power adding as a no cost option)
3. Total back pressure exhaust for a ram air supercharger effect.

And for the next 5382.6 costomers we will now throw in for a limited time a set of:
1. used SVT spider gears- you can amaze all your friends with how the shatter so well- (CAUTION USE ONLY WITH SAFETY GLASSES)
2. Muffler Bearings in Correct sizes to fit your car.
3. An Asbestos radiator shroud-
(We all know that we loose about 1/2 of the power in an internal combustion engine to heat- so whats the biggest heat dispursion device in the car? the radiator.- so we now offer an asbestos shroud to keep all that lost power in the system in the form of that mush needed heat- because if you don tknose heat you wont lose power!)

and because we truley value are associates who purchase from us - for the Gold Azz club members we will add (while quantities last) a set of our new to the market Solid Gold LED tipped High performance 206 892R10 Tires.


'98 SVT #2253
Currently DEAD!
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#268569 07/10/02 12:49 AM
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LED tipped High performance 206 892R10 Tires

I knew the day would come!!!


[[Justin]]
'98 Silver Frost SVT
#2089/6535
I am made of cheese
My car is in the shop
When I drop the clutch, I get wheel hop
Do not eat me, oh please
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