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#268538 07/06/02 11:09 AM
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How about the snake oil and bumper fluid?


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#268539 07/06/02 03:09 PM
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Im running with snake oil right now and let me tell you this stuff rocks. I didnt notice one Hp gain nor did my car run cooler, It ran hotter and would moose all the time but the mooseing sound is like a turbo BOV cool . So with this siad sign me up.

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I'm kind of scared of snakes though, will this be a problem?

This also just occured to me, won't the snakes eat the "Vermin" that are making the car go, hence reducing power?

I don't know about the Snake oil, but I am definately in for the moles. Do they come in Blue? Everything else on my car is Silver and blue, so I think a few Blue moles would be a nice addition! laugh


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Painting the moles uses the same process as gerbils, just more paint.
If we decide to use snakes, they will have their eyes gouged out and mouths sewn shut. Replace weekly.
Replacement snakes run about a grand. wink


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#268542 07/07/02 05:28 AM
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Whoa, now we are talking about cruel and unusual punishment to the snakes. Look out, I think I hear the animal rights activists/tree-huggers coming! Now we're in trouble! :p


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#268543 07/07/02 05:33 AM
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what brand is the chewed gum? I've heard that juicy fruit and the bannana Bubble-yum are the best (not a big surprise seeing the yellow packaging on both). I've got a question on an earlier group buy, the special gas tank sugar, when's it gonna be here? confused wink laugh :p


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#268544 07/07/02 05:35 AM
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Cruel, yes...Unusual? I don't think so!
Besides, with all the money I'll....er...the manufacturers are going to make off this tremendous offer, PETA won't say a word. wink
I suppose I can offer mink seat covers, too.


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Quote:
Originally posted by T-red2000se:
Cruel, yes...Unusual? I don't think so!
Besides, with all the money I'll....er...the manufacturers are going to make off this tremendous offer, PETA won't say a word. wink
I suppose I can offer mink seat covers, too.
Ohh man Your to much. laugh

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#268547 07/07/02 04:56 PM
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I just want to guage interest on a disk-to-drum brake conversion kit.
Tired of blinding other motorists with your "fancy" disk brakes?
Why not cover them up under our cross drilled slotted drums?
They're fabulous!


Ride: 2000 T-red SE
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