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Originally posted by GLChick'95: Will painting them affect the clearcoat? And where can you get Gerbil Wax? Or is that included in the special offer?  What if the gerbils start leaking-- Will I get my money back?  Oh and Chris what was the exact discount if you helped with chewing? :p Gerbil wax can be purchased at any ghey sex store. *** FREE TO A GOOD HOME*** Today's special: My Big F'n Headache! To the first bidder, you can have this beer induced headache. It sucks. I won't lie. Makes a great gift.
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Damn T-Red, do you ever sleep?  :p
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This wonderful headache woke me up... I'm starting to think I slept wrong....Hey I have an idea! Now for sale...4 shibby pillows! Only slept on for a couple months.. They won't make your neck sore...I Promise 
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Originally posted by T-red2000se: Originally posted by LoCo: [b]I'll take a dozen of everything.
Damn this governmental red tape![/b]ROFLMFAO
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I have never been so pissed in all my life!
The gerbil supplier just called me and told me that his 4 year old son got ahold of the gerbils, and, well, it ain't pretty. A few survived, but not enough to even begin construction of the engine wheels. He has offered to go ahead and just charge everyone a flat fee of $9,228.61 (a nice round figure, I thought) and we are going to use moles.
While moles offer less hp gains, they are some high-torque'n sumbytchez. Pair some moles with a chipmunk on NOS, and you will not only get off the line quicker, you will be helping to get disadvantaged rodents off the streets.
I hope nobody is backing out because of this!
I may have more incentives to stay in if I need to sweet talk you guys!
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Originally posted by T-red2000se:
I have never been so pissed in all my life!
The gerbil supplier just called me and told me that his 4 year old son got ahold of the gerbils, and, well, it ain't pretty. A few survived, but not enough to even begin construction of the engine wheels. He has offered to go ahead and just charge everyone a flat fee of $9,228.61 (a nice round figure, I thought) and we are going to use moles.
While moles offer less hp gains, they are some high-torque'n sumbytchez. Pair some moles with a chipmunk on NOS, and you will not only get off the line quicker, you will be helping to get disadvantaged rodents off the streets.
I hope nobody is backing out because of this!
I may have more incentives to stay in if I need to sweet talk you guys! Im still in for that rice, I mean price
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Gerbil wax can be purchased at any ghey sex store. LMAO!!!
-Ken V. psycho_bass@hotmail.com My Car
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I can't wait for my set! I have to send my engine to Terry Haines to be rebuilt, cause there's no way the welds will hold if I'm running moles! Why does everyone want yellow or CF? You know the real power is in the pink ones! Not only will you gain 4354864hp, but the pink ones can live underground for a really long time, too. Put me down for 56 sets of pink moles, 82 packs of chewed gum, 2 of the 1/4 mile long body kits, 15 Martina Navratilova Banana Hammocks in size XXXS, and the Osmond's video. I already have "Speedway Junky", so if anyone wants to go in on the GB with my, hit me at goscrewyourselfyoustupidpieceofcrap@itsajoke.butt
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Originally posted by ChattavegasSE: I can't wait for my set! I have to send my engine to Terry Haines to be rebuilt, cause there's no way the welds will hold if I'm running moles!
Why does everyone want yellow or CF? You know the real power is in the pink ones! Not only will you gain 4354864hp, but the pink ones can live underground for a really long time, too.
Put me down for 56 sets of pink moles, 82 packs of chewed gum, 2 of the 1/4 mile long body kits, 15 Martina Navratilova Banana Hammocks in size XXXS, and the Osmond's video. I already have "Speedway Junky", so if anyone wants to go in on the GB with my, hit me at goscrewyourselfyoustupidpieceofcrap@itsajoke.buttChattas, those 4354864 hp are crank hp...we're talking double that at the wheels if you upgrade to albino moles. EDIT***I removed this link...T-red
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Originally posted by T-red2000se: Originally posted by ChattavegasSE: [b]I can't wait for my set! I have to send my engine to Terry Haines to be rebuilt, cause there's no way the welds will hold if I'm running moles! Why does everyone want yellow or CF? You know the real power is in the pink ones! Not only will you gain 4354864hp, but the pink ones can live underground for a really long time, too. Put me down for 56 sets of pink moles, 82 packs of chewed gum, 2 of the 1/4 mile long body kits, 15 Martina Navratilova Banana Hammocks in size XXXS, and the Osmond's video. I already have "Speedway Junky", so if anyone wants to go in on the GB with my, hit me at goscrewyourselfyoustupidpieceofcrap@itsajoke.butt
Everyone needs to check banana hammock for updates on this deal![/b]Im gonna Kill you sucka . But that should as for some Mad HP. Or should i say its Dyno Butt proven. :p
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