I have never been so pissed in all my life!
The gerbil supplier just called me and told me that his 4 year old son got ahold of the gerbils, and, well, it ain't pretty. A few survived, but not enough to even begin construction of the engine wheels. He has offered to go ahead and just charge everyone a flat fee of $9,228.61 (a nice round figure, I thought) and we are going to use moles.
While moles offer less hp gains, they are some high-torque'n sumbytchez. Pair some moles with a chipmunk on NOS, and you will not only get off the line quicker, you will be helping to get disadvantaged rodents off the streets.

I hope nobody is backing out because of this!
I may have more incentives to stay in if I need to sweet talk you guys!


Ride: 2000 T-red SE
Beats: Kenwood 316S, Alpine MRF200, Orion XTR 6.2, Coustic 400SE
Mods: CTA, Magnaflow exhaust, SVT Instrument cluster, Knuaberized doors, side markers, F***ed up painted headlights.