****UPDATE****
It's been 5 1/2 hours since my last offer. Since then I have been working hard to get the CEG the best deal possible. This means that I have been drinking beer, playing NTN trivia, playing pool, and drinking more beer.
The deal I have now is quite lucrative.

I have a local pet store willing to upgrade the 2.0L Zetec with 14 Large Brown (the expensive color, ya know!) Gerbils for $22,477.91+ &44.75 in German taxes.
The 2.5L Non-SVT Duratec will cost a bit more...We're looking at the tune of $400,730.41+2 Thai hookers. They must be bleach blonde or this guy is unwilling to deal.

Remember guys, these are race-bred Gerbils. In fact, thier scientific name is Rodentia Gerbalis Type R . This is the best deal EVER!!!!

SVT guys, we haven't forgotten about you!
You guys get a turtle! Yes! Our dreams are finally coming to fruition! Everyone knows that if you slap a turtle onto your hood you gain not only downforce on your hood, but also that much needed mental edge! Think of the guy in the lane next to you in his Civic or Eclipse. He doesn't want to lose to a "Turtle SVT"! His extra trying will be your gain!
This turtle comes primered and ready to paint with an SVT template!

BE THE ENVY OF YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD WITH THESE MODS!

Ride: 2000 T-red SE
Beats: Kenwood 316S, Alpine MRF200, Orion XTR 6.2, Coustic 400SE
Mods: CTA, Magnaflow exhaust, SVT Instrument cluster, Knuaberized doors, side markers, F***ed up painted headlights.