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please put me down for 18 uNF's, 7 oh yeah's, and 1 OH MY GOD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Thanks, I can use paypal....

I just bought mine at the dealer for $90 for one. What a rip off!!! I need some more because I lost the dealer ones in my bath tub while playing with my rubber dickies. I'll take 3 sets. They do fill the spark plug gap up completely for a better spark correct? Let's eat through our butts and crap through our mouths.

****UPDATE****
It's been 5 1/2 hours since my last offer. Since then I have been working hard to get the CEG the best deal possible. This means that I have been drinking beer, playing NTN trivia, playing pool, and drinking more beer.
The deal I have now is quite lucrative.

I have a local pet store willing to upgrade the 2.0L Zetec with 14 Large Brown (the expensive color, ya know!) Gerbils for $22,477.91+ &44.75 in German taxes.
The 2.5L Non-SVT Duratec will cost a bit more...We're looking at the tune of $400,730.41+2 Thai hookers. They must be bleach blonde or this guy is unwilling to deal.

Remember guys, these are race-bred Gerbils. In fact, thier scientific name is Rodentia Gerbalis Type R . This is the best deal EVER!!!!

SVT guys, we haven't forgotten about you!
You guys get a turtle! Yes! Our dreams are finally coming to fruition! Everyone knows that if you slap a turtle onto your hood you gain not only downforce on your hood, but also that much needed mental edge! Think of the guy in the lane next to you in his Civic or Eclipse. He doesn't want to lose to a "Turtle SVT"! His extra trying will be your gain!
This turtle comes primered and ready to paint with an SVT template!

BE THE ENVY OF YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD WITH THESE MODS!

I'll take a dozen of everything.

That's 168 Type R Gerbils. I need to see either a wholeseller's or breeder's certification.
Damn this governmental red tape!

I need more power. Do the gerbils come in yellow? :p

That is a good question. As stated earlier, brown is the fastest color available, but you are free to dip them in yellow paint if you see fit. Just submerge until the paint stops bubbling.(This will ensure that the yellow paint sufficiently coats all lung surfaces, which produces better A/F ratio.) Unfortunately, this may void your warranty.

Will painting them affect the clearcoat? And where can you get Gerbil Wax? Or is that included in the special offer? What if the gerbils start leaking-- Will I get my money back? Oh and Chris what was the exact discount if you helped with chewing? :p

Gerbils? I don't have a Honda. Wait a minute, they have hamsters. Whoops. :p

so...no one has carbon fibre???