I'm going to have to cast a vote for boobies.
To qoute Al Bundy:
"Hooters hooters yum yum yum....Hooters hooters on a girl that's dumb"
"Ah yes the nudie bar (can't remember the rest of that one but it was good!)"
Don't worry about being 18 - we'll work it out for you. And if ye need drink, than drink ye shall have - just keep it low!