Why don't we hire some strippers to come to the drag strip? I'm sure it would get some attention for CEG and SHOtimes (or whichever SHO club is co-sponsoring). If the drag strip tries to say no, we can always say that we're taking picturs for a magazine, and that the strippers are our models. If their bikinis happen to fall off, we can act just as surprised as everyone else.
Bob