I guess my list would be:
-- the Aztek
-- the new Nissan pickup (the auto equivalent of a '90s Mr. Potatohead basketball shoe that consists mostly of decorative stick-ons)
-- Suzuki's two-seat SUVs (true burst-out-laughing looks)
-- the eighties Seville (I hate the boxy flat slab look, and putting a Gremlin rear end on that giant slab is a catastrophe)
-- almost every car made in Detroit from about 1969 to 1983. Detroit just went into total denial about how bad their cars were, until finally the imports bankrupted Chrysler. Then they at least started to make an effort. (Especially an effort to raise tarriffs, which is what persuaded Nissan, Toyota, et al to move their factories here.)


96 GL Zetec ATX, white with pinstripe, nickname " Sam Smooth "
mods so far: CTA intake with homemade heat shield, KVR drilled front rotors & carbon pads w/ 500° fluid
planned mods: exhaust (want to keep it quiet), e-ram (awaiting installation), diablo chip
involuntary mods: compression increased after head gasket failure