Elizabeth,

Save some time next time, run completely over one of the grannies. There are lot's of benefits.

1. Lubrication of the suspension

2. Cleans debris from bottom of car (much better than the CAr wash's "Underbody wash" option. You might call it the the "Dead Body Under Body Wash"

3. Flat grannies are easier to store

Just don't back over the grannies. They tend to get caught on the exhaust and other hangy down parts under the car. The extra weight of dragging a dead grannie around ruins your gas mileage.

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