I have a special stereo with subwoofer horns aimed at the front so if I get behind some Grannies out stalking the streets, I blast 'em with some Lawrence Welk I taped off the TV. At 140DB, with that accordian music they can't help themselves and start tryin' to dance, an' usually loose control and crash, Freeing up some roadway space to move on out.
Proves Grannies can't dance and drive.
The only problem with this method is all the Grannie litter on the roadways


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