Dang it.
My brakes were feelin' a bit greasy an' I needed a fast ride, so I wuz out on the Lake Boulevard (25mph) an decided to do it, traffic or no....
I ripped up to 130mph to slam on my brakes to heat them babies up to clean em' and DANG, a chipmunk ran out in front O' me and I swerved to miss that li'l critter. I got all sideways, lost it and spun like I was on a carnival ride!!! I went right up over the curb 300 feet on the grass, still spinning! and wacked three GRANNIES eating lunch at a picnic table.
They flew at least a 100 ft. One managed to hit a pole, one went through another cars' windshield, and the third, bless her soul, wound up hanging in a tree.
The Cops came and thanked me for clearin' out some of those "no-good" Grannies, always hanging out in the park, causing trouble...
After the Cops left with the Grannies in cuffs For causing damage to my car, I went back out and finished cleaning my brakes... What a day.
