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Elizabeth, Save some time next time, run completely over one of the grannies. There are lot's of benefits. 1. Lubrication of the suspension 2. Cleans debris from bottom of car (much better than the CAr wash's "Underbody wash" option. You might call it the the "Dead Body Under Body Wash" 3. Flat grannies are easier to store Just don't back over the grannies. They tend to get caught on the exhaust and other hangy down parts under the car. The extra weight of dragging a dead grannie around ruins your gas mileage.   
"My Name is Richard. I am a Contouraholic."
1999 SE Sport Duratec ATX Spruce Green; Drop--In K&N Filter; VentShades;
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2,000,000,000 POINTS!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Contouraholic:
Just don't back over the grannies. They tend to get caught on the exhaust and other hangy down parts under the car. The extra weight of dragging a dead grannie around ruins your gas mileage. hahaha "hangy down parts"
Kim
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1995 Contour GL
Quote: Originally posted by shotwell:
Yeah, I keep checking too. I'm afraid that just as the site goes down my car will burst into flames or something (knocking rapidly on wood)!
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hunter green 96 mystique mtx, sabb side markers deep tints
car bra., K & N filter, hyper white low beams, after market fogs, JVC Kameleon head unit, 600 watt amp with 2 10" kicker subs, soon to come new rims
New adition 01/11/2002 The original 95SE in Midnight Red all the toys including traction control
Fog light mod, lightmoonroof switch from a focus, power antena (still wiring it up) post 98 sail panels, new water pump , Bosch quad plaitnum plugs, and a new Cat.
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Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
[b]2,000,000,000 POINTS!!!!!![/b] You count points too?
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My word, Elizabeth, what will you think of next?
Remember, someday, you too, shall join the brigade of the "blue hairs."
:rolleyes: :p :p :rolleyes:
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This must be a "cheezehead" thing? I have a friend former phoneman from Appleton area.
He always coming up with this off the wall stories. Hi Hi
Paul
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Just be careful you don't hit 'granny' Soprano or uncle 'Guido' will be payin' you a visit.
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Well it is apparant to me that you live on the rough side of town!
An ounce of prevention provides a pound of cure!
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