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ARRGH.. It lives on..... and on.... and on..........  Ray
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You'll still have to go a bit to top this one: When I was a kid, one of the neighbor boys took the "speedqueen" badge off his mother's clothes washer and taped it to the handlebars of his bike. 40 years later, he still can't live that one down! :rolleyes:  :p
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Originally posted by cindy:
Yeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt.
I thought that was EdwardC's specialty?
"When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive." - President George W. Bush
95 Contour SE ATX V6
"Cracked" Secondaries
DMD Installed
SVT Brakes
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my friend actually has an 93 SVT Escort. It is his beater when he's not driving his SI and we've made it a 'mock' ricer. Pretty funny actually and we've spent a little money to make it ricey. SVT windshield banner and emblem off of my SVT, my old SVT floormats. As well as a HUGE type R sticker on the back glass. We put purple tint on it(the car is red) lighted washer nozzles, lighted valve stems...each one is a different color. Took the wheel covers off and spray painted the wheels baby blue. He also lives on a gravel road and it hasn't been washed in close to 3 years. It's quite nasty. We love to pimp it and make fun off the rices. Oh yeh, and we actually welded a folgers can on the exhaust tip. That makes for a pretty raspy noise. Ah well, it's fun really turned into a competition w/ the real ricers to see if we can out-rice them. Anyone got any other ideas? -neal
99 SVT...modified
96 GL....the beater
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. For those 14 to 15 seconds, 16 if I get tire spin, or get a bad jump, or possibly if I have a friend in the car, I'm free."
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I just saw a Geo Metro today with a Z 71 sticker on the side! I'm sure he slapped it on there for the humor of it. At least I hope he did!
Rice is just a matter of money. How fast do you wanna look!
99 Contour Sport SE MTX
KKM filter, B&M shifter
No res, BAT kit, Aussie Bar
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Flames done with house paint?
Scott
96 SE, MTX, BAT 22mm rear anti-sway bar, BAT springs and Spax struts
96 Caprice, 9C1
Rayon is made of wood!!!
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Ooh, ooh!!! and magnet bullet holes!!!! :p
Scott
96 SE, MTX, BAT 22mm rear anti-sway bar, BAT springs and Spax struts
96 Caprice, 9C1
Rayon is made of wood!!!
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We have a PT Cruiser here in town with those things.....along with just about every other tacky accesory you can find in JC Whitney. The thing is just gaawwdddyyy, oh and he has altezza's too, with whitewalls and american racing 5 spoke look a likes, i could list on and on but I'll spare you all.
~Shawn Clone~
1999 SE Sport V6 MTX
Silver frost/Midnight Blue
BAT Euro Handling kit, SCA Cold Air intake, painted dash/calipers, Elky's mesh grille, bulitt fuel door,B&M shifter, ES motor mount inserts, OMP front strut tower brace, newest mod- HPP rear strut tower brace ...coming soon, Aussie Bar
Possabilities in the works: Custom CAI, Polished stainless shifter cover plate
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All I have to sa...*THUD*
Sorry, had to pick myself off the floor, laughing too hard at all the stupidity in this world. What some people don't do..... :rolleyes:
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." - Albert Einstein
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school." - Albert Einstein
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eddie bauer expeditions are nice. SVT expeditions are horse****.
we have had an individual bring in his 1997 F-150 lightning for a oil change. most of the other techs, like me, had to walk by and laugh. not only does it have just "lightning" and a rear "svt" badge, but it is green *never made in that color* and lacks the body kit, side exhaust, etc. of couse the drivetrain is stock 4.2L V6... :rolleyes:
did i mention that lightnings werent made in 96-97?
1985 SVO: 4 cylinders, 5 gears, 20 PSI
1998 torredor red SVT contour: #3705 of 6535
need info on your SVTs service/recall/warranty history? e mail me...
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