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I saw a guy that had run over a wood pallet merrily chugging along the freeway once. He'd totally cleared the front wheels and the rears were stuck in the pallet but since it was a front wheel drive car he was still moving, hopefully to the side of the road.

Karl

try this one for size: im driving happily along in my girlfriends little hyundai on the 4th of july, just got done picking up groceries for a big barbeque we're having. all the sudden, guess who's behind me with the lights on? yup, the boys in blue.

officer: do you know what im pulling you over for sir?
me: no, not at all.
officer: your plates have been expired since february...
me: (i'm now laughing in disbelief) well officer, as much as I love my girlfriend, she often perplexes me with such mind bending stupidity that i'm actually not surprised she hasn't changed her plates 6 months after they've been expired! i will have the plates renewed tomorrow sir.

It's not only women, hubby and I were out somewhere and he looks at me with a straight face and says "you need to check the oil in this thing when we get home the light keeps bliping on every once and again!" :rolleyes: So we get home I let the car cool down check the oil and freak out!! Nothing on the dip stick ....4 quarts later it finally reads full !! I went off and told him since he drives it all the time it is his baby to take care of that kind of stuff, after all you don't see the car I'm driving(his Z-24) being low in oil. I also made it clear that if I find the tour even off the full mark he would be driving the 83 F-150 to work!!!

So, ya'll switched cars? You must be the bread winner.

"Most" women panic or something else and their brain stop working.

Driving in Ohio on I75 a big Gator vehicle (kinda like a 4 wheeler) fell of the back of a truck at 5:30 in the morning. Not sure if anyone hit it. Ohio is cursed!!!