F'ing morons.
Some punk kids tried to steal my parents' car years ago, in like... '88 or so. Granted, it was an '87 Camaro (not bad for a family car, eh?)
Slapnuts decided it would be possible by just sticking a flathead screwdriver into the ignition and turning. Little did he know that it wouldn't, and he wound up snapping the head off the screwdriver and lodging it into the ignition.
Interesting story about the guy who tried to steal the car, actually... years later, he tried kidnapping an older woman in a carjacking, and tried to get her to take him to NY, but, he was arrested and thrown in jail. Just last year, one of his younger brothers was shot in the midst of a B&E in a house somewhere around here. Great family, eh?
