c'mon i amreally not that depressed..
i have come to accept my singleness.
chicks dont' like the nice guy, nad thats their loss.

i won't have a problem being that sick old perv who sits un the corner of the strip club everynight...

oh wait...i already am that guy...
no wonder it doesn't bother me!!


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