Well, before the flame war gets any more fierce, or the topic gets locked, I'll put my song up again.
(remember kids, to the beat of the Beastie Boys "Body Movin")
Topic lockin, topic lockin
flame war thread, thread so hoppin'
topic lockin, topic lockin
we be posting now and you know we're just spammin
Let me get some action from the mod section
we need moderation, not perfection
let your post whore spam, get slammed like a prick
let the thread unwind, just take a risk
I'll avoid doing a search until the break of dawn
tell me contour people is that so wrong?
The forums are hopping, inter-lockin
And up-rockin differential-poppin'
We're getting down computer action
Flaming on type-r badging
All of y'all get off teh wall
Have a ball and get involved with
Topic lockin, topic lockin with the flame war thread, thread so hoppin'
Flame on, I'm gone
I'm so mean like a detriot car bomb
Came out posting when I was born
Mom said post it 'til the break of dawn
Puttin topics in motion cause I got the notion
Like Jarednt with lubriderm lotion
The sound of the raspin' drivin you insane
You can't explain to people this type power gain
Like a bottle of mobil 1 five-thirty
I'm smooth like Bassen when he talks dirty
We need moderation not perfection
let me get some action from the mod section
Topic lockin, topic lockin
flame war thread, thread so hoppin'
topic lockin, topic lockin
we be posting now and you know we're just spammin
Lance K with the master plan
Ooh my my and thank you man
And when I jack the thread you scream Ooh god damn
The troll of the thread is who I am
CEG where have you been
Dissed by ford, we just can't win
So break loose your tires and watch them spin
Cause when it comes to auto-x I'm known to win
Rara lock up the place
And if you move my thread, you'll get raced
And if you ask me to turn up the bass
And if you race TheContourGuy he'll see nothing but plates
Topic lockin'
EDIT: Happy day, I get page 4.