Contour Enthusiasts Group Archives Forums Branches E. Great Lakes I oficially have a stalker....

79 people have visited her website. I guarantee all of that is us on the CEG and her making herself feel better. Anyhow...I'm willing to bet she won't sleep with you for a while. If that's all you're after, stick with Dave...he's more of a sure thing for you from what I've heard.

Sorry... I couldent resist

She probably did get your email from the college directory. I know I've used it before. For other reasons though; of course.

She a Cock Teaser man. Here's what you do (Listen to me, I know everything about girls..haha) Ok Man, kiss her ass for like 2 more weeks. Say, "Girl you mean the world to me and you are everything that I have been looking for and crap" then after she gets suckered into this she will want to mess around with you. If she only goes as far as what Mike says then.....you know what to do at the end to really piss her off say "I will let you know baby" then....@*$#*@*%^*&*@ on her and say "well got to go bit*h and get your nose fixed"

If you get her in the sack then make sure she can't walk the next week and when she trys to call you say " girl, i was playing your ass and get your nose fixed"<<
Seriously though.....good luck with this...call the cops if you see a weird chick looking in your windows.

Well you can figure the rest out...you are a baller....anymore questions?

Hahah

To be honest Tim, be glad that Tracey is all talk because you dont want someone who is a hoe do you?

I need to vsit Windsor soon again since I haven't been on the other side of the state for awhile. perhaps I can make a stop through there on my way to Toronto for the fourth.

I have a huge nose too and I am sensitive about it...

After viewing her page I've got to say anyone that likes Guernica by Picasso is messed in the head. If she knew the reason why he painted it I think her mind would be changed. Wierd taste in art for sure. She probably doesn't know jackshizzle and is just pretending to be classy.

I have to agree with you on this one Todd. I was thinking about the same thing when I checked out her website.

OMG i cant stop laughing. her site had like 26 hits last night when I got the email, now its up to around 80 or so. Guys, the one thing I need to tell you is that I am not looking for a relationship, at least, not with this girl anyway. I just want to bonk the crap out of this girl and then say see ya later. The only problem is, if I havent called her in a few months, why would she go through all the trouble of finding my email address? BECAUSE SHE IS A STALKER. I'd hit it, but I have a feeling she is going to call me every day after that and wanna hang out all the time.

Tim

Do like I do every summer:

Have one girl that f*cks like a race horse when times get desperate (I am sure you have these withdrawals ). How can a man stay sane without some inhouse puzzy?

Hook up with her and keep her around for at least the summer, then come back at her with a line such as:

"Baby, I need some time alone. I can no longer see you or mess around with you. Perhaps at a later time we can get together. But, for right now, we cant be together!"

You see, this keeps the door open for later missions and it doesn't screw up your credibility with the women.

You guys are all pimps! :p