Contour Enthusiasts Group Archives Forums Branches E. Great Lakes I oficially have a stalker....

OK, so a few of you guys here on the CEG have heard of the girl referred to as "sexual tension." To make a long story short, she was in my Algebra class @ Oakland. I ran into her at a bar and she bascially tells me she wants to screw me. Stazi can vouch. WEll, I took her out one night and tried to see if she was al talk. She was. So I stopped calling her. I havent talked to her in a few months now. Anyway, I get a ton of spam in my email and get mail all the time like those stupid emails that say, hey babe, havent seen you in a while, check out my webpage (which always turns out to be some cheezy porn site). Ok this is getting long so here is the email I received tonight from the girl in my Algebra class. BTW, I have absolutely no clue how she got my email address. What do you guys think I should do?

Dude, you're going to have to, like, talk and be nice to her or somethin'. Chicks like it when you actually give a crap and such. She's probably backpeddlin' after admitting she liked ya.

Tim

When you took her out, you should have at least got your d**k sucked! But, on a serious note, I would still talk to her because your "mission" has not been completed yet!

Your situation doesn't sound too serious yet.

She isn't an English major I see. LOL! It just goes to prove that if you treat em like dirt they like you even more. I'd try to see her again and see what happens. Her getting your email addy is creepy though. Did you check the "trail". In other words do you two know the same people?

I am with Todras on it..she must know someone you know....but hey you could be stalked by an ugly person...you feel lucky.....

Let me chime in here.

Tracey is a nice girl, has a great body (minus the shnoz), but as Tim said, she is all talk.

That's not to say that "railing" is everything, but it's dumb when you say you want to, but don't. :rolleyes:

All I kow is that in Canada, Tim is a pimp, so he doesn't have to deal with these games.

Tim, you are the man when it comes hooking up with women. I've seen her and she is cute. So you may have to tilt your head to kiss her but hay, if there are no strings attached, then I say do it... I mean her. This weekend, have her over to your place and call her bluff, see if she would. You would know the real deal after 10 minutes with her.

Can we lay off of the big nose jokes....

So Tim is a pimp in Canada.
However you have all forgotten one important fact about pimping in Canada.....EXCHANGE RATE

So if you do the math it looks like this:

Tim Pimping In Canada X Pimping Exchange Rate* =

Girls running, terrified out of Canadian bars

* Exchange rate determined by multiplying cost of clothing and dividing by the weight in grams of hair gell


But in all seriousness, Tim is a pimp in canada, so dont waste your time with this broad.

Haha, you guys are hillarious. You are cracking me up.

1 - She does know a lot of people that I know, but none of them have my email address. I'm thinking mabey she got it from the Oakland Univ. directory somehow, but I am not sure if it is ever in there.

2 - Mike, I know you think I should have sealed the deal by now, but hey, I hung out with her 3 or 4 times, started making out with her and she just stopped and basically told me she wasnt going to do anything because she wanted to hang out more.

3 - Judge, whats wrong with big nose jokes? I have a huge nose, we all know that.

4 - Though I run intoa lot of girls I kno, in Canada, I would not call myself od pimp. If I were a pimp, I would not even be dealing with this situation, I would already have her in the sack and out the door by now :p