Alright, so my mother and I traded cars on Friday because it was my last day of H.S. and I dind't want paint all over my Mystique

so I took her Explorer all painted up and such, and she took the Mystique to work Friday morning... BAD IDEA! Some jobbers tarring I-96 between brighton and Kensington used the WRONG TAR and it mixed with the morning's rain and got all over every car on the road! So now my poor Mystique is covered front to back with a nice thick film of tar... I called mDOT today and they said that they are going to reimburse everyone for the trouble caused. I took a lot of pictures, I'll post them soon, but what I want to know is how to get all this gunk off without using a ton of Bug and Tar remover.... Any ideas? I'll have pics later today, thanks guys!
-Dave
P.S. - all that just so I could have a painted car for school... It makes me laugh how stupid I am!