Hey Ed "keep it real"

I like Toronto but they always seem to choke in the playoffs, I can't figure them out, kinda like the Sens

I told you before Ed that we shouldn't be called HOCKEYTOWN, that lower bowl should be called the "toliet bowl"

Those people are so damn quiet. If I were there I would have a soar throat by the end of the night

I have an idea why don't we go in place of the fans from "CORPERATETOWN", they will never miss the seats :p :p :p