Got to respect the 13 year old 4 door Accord sedan with the DIY tint on the rear window and an APC sticker (crooked and not centered) on the front. The incredible performance (and sound) of a bone stock
automatic 4 banger blowing out a Folgers exhaust. The killer yellow paint, complete with drips, runs & orange peel, on the a/c vents, IP bezel, door handle pockets and parking brake handle. The super high quality Audiovox stereo pumping out some rediculous cross of Yanni and Ice Cube through a pair of Jensen speakers loud enough to rattle the tinted, gold rimmed, rear license plate frame. Least we overlook the chrome plated plastic wheel covers (held on by at least 2 zip ties per wheel). Finally, the wing. It's downforce coming solely from the weight as the car could never reach speeds capable of said wing producing down force because, said wing creates more drag the the Folger-assed 4 banger can overcome. The fact that it's 6 inches wider than the car does aid in backing into a parking space though; like wands on a snow plow, you can see that wing from any position in the drivers seat. From any position within 50 yards.
I actualy don't hate these people. After all, laughter is the best medicine. Just as long as they know I'm laughing
at them.
