I'd slap a vin on it from a regular h1 (though that could be a little expensive depending on how you do it). Sure it's illegal, but round here, ain't noone would know.
98.5 SVT
91 Escort GT (almost sold)
96 ATX Zetec (i brake to watch you swerve)
FS: SVT rear sway bar
WTB: Very cheap beater
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