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If the coworker is married you play the old fake, but formal looking, letter informing him he has a child and the mother is trying to track him down for some financial help.
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Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
I'd really think he'd notice. Having the rear of a jeep cherokee up high enough to have the rear wheels off the ground would be noticeable.
being a jeep makes it easier.
you put jackstands under the rear axle right near the wheels.
that way teh suspension is still compressed and the suspension still moves when he gets in it.
you only need to set the vehicle high enough so the tires just don't touch.
did this at wedding years ago to the grooms truck, he never noticed...except when he put it in drive.
so he then put it in 4-wheel and drove off the stands.
NY State Trooper: So what makes your car so special to have SVT all over it?
Me: Er...It was made by Fords SPECIAL Vehicle Team?
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Well you could freeze a can of shaving cream, then once it's frozen , use a can opener to open it and remove the frozen block of shaving cream. As it melts it expands. So if he has a desk you toss it in there. If you put it in his tool box you could just tell him you were trying to help him out by cleaning the grease off his tools but it got a little out of hand.
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Originally posted by "shotty driving"-ds:
Well you could freeze a can of shaving cream, then once it's frozen , use a can opener to open it and remove the frozen block of shaving cream. As it melts it expands. So if he has a desk you toss it in there. If you put it in his tool box you could just tell him you were trying to help him out by cleaning the grease off his tools but it got a little out of hand.
Interesting. Sounds potentially dangerous though...
Vaseline under the door handles of his vehicle - harmless & limited messiness.
Remove bathroom tissue from the john & leave a note saying, "You're outa luck." hanging in the dispenser.
Hair gel in the soap dispenser, but you guys prolly use that industrial stuff.
Must be that jumbly-wumbly thing happening again.
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Originally posted by jthursby:
try the air-hose bomb. You drill a 2 liter plastic bottle to accept a air fitting. Hook it up to a airline and slip the bottle under the car he's working near. Just crack the air line open a hair and sit back and wait. Makes a nice loud boom. Will scare the crap out of him. 
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That's been done to many times in our shop. We gotta do something new.
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I found this site http://www.wanderworks.com/chilichokers/pranks_cars.htmI'm complying all good ideas to go over with my co-worker before the target gets there tomorrow. I may try jacking his jeep up, but he'll probably take it to lunch tomorrow, and a lotta times he drives a sentra, so that one may have to wait.
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96 ATX Zetec (i brake to watch you swerve)
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Something else I may do, if I can get his cellphone, is change his woman's number to mine. Then call repeatedly from my phone, waiting a few seconds, and hanging up each time he answers.
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96 ATX Zetec (i brake to watch you swerve)
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Write in large letters on the rear bumper "Honk for Gay Rights".
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