what's scary is a few months ago when i flew to KY to buy my cobra, i accidently carried some stuff on the plane. i went through LAX and had to take of my jacket, my shoes, remove my laptop from the bag etc... to put through the scanner. after i put my jacket back on i realized that i had left my mini-leatherman in the pocket and after i got to my final destination in Dayton, OH i went to the restroom to change my shirt and found i had accidently left a sizeable utility knife in my bag, my carry on bag. i was like

cuz the thought of what would have happened had they been discovered raced into my mind. but...went undetected...

perhaps theyre more laxed (no pun intended) on inter-state flights?

or maybe just a fluke...
and what really sucks too is that i get mistaken for being middle eastern all the time!

i would have so many Customs latex-fingers all over me i would have

ed
good God, nothing like seeing adults standing there barefoot or in their socks.

why couldnt that jackass had a bra-bomb?