Want to adopt an unemployed 27 year old blonde man? He's really strong and could more than likely do all the heavy labor intensive work around your house. The only real downside is you'll have a riced out Focus parked near your house which will likely bring down the property values in the area... Also, I could learn your new 15 year old daughter how to avoid hooking up with creepy guys like me that will turn her into a horrid [censored]
