as part of my continuous effort to be better than dave newman in every way possible, my wife and i have decided to adopt a girl as well. but instead of some chubby little cabbage patch baby, we're adopting my wife's 15 year old sister. the way i see it, i get to skip the poopy diaper phase and go right to the emotional abyss that is a teenage girl.

sorry dave.

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