I'm all for seting up on these punks. Taking the law into my own hands. Getting positively Mideval on them. I'm talking really serious demented 'make Quinten Tarantino cringe' kind of stuff.
Begin with something tame like using a vise and vise-grips to isolate each joint of each finger and snap them all, one by one. Then bust out the blow torch. This is a great devise - have you ever smelled burning flesh? Your own? the cool thing about it is that you can use it to cauterize wounds. We don't want our slimeballs to bleed out you know. I have some climbing gear I always thought would be great in a b grade horror film. Imagine ice axes planted solidly into the tops of your feet! Remove them and pound in a pair of Pitons. Ice screws through the knee caps would be fun too!
I have to get back to work for now, but I'll add to this as the creative juices start to heat up.Rest assured it will not end in death - there are things far worse than death.
