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Hopefuly this isn't a repost.
I used to have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina
at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I
had a dog(?).
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall, cowboy who was behind
her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been
sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought the cowboy was going to have to stagger out the door.
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Just seen that yesterday. 
Hector
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Ok...weird story. I just copied and pasted this to e-mail it to a friend in Kansas City. I hit "send and receive mail" and get a ding that I have new mail. It was from the friend I just sent the Purina Diet to...and her mail to me was the Purina Diet!!!!  Just a little creepy!!!
BrApple-its all in the way it is presented...but everythign on my resume is all me
TexasRealtor-I hope you spelling improves on your resume.
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Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:
Ok...weird story. I just copied and pasted this to e-mail it to a friend in Kansas City. I hit "send and receive mail" and get a ding that I have new mail. It was from the friend I just sent the Purina Diet to...and her mail to me was the Purina Diet!!!! Just a little creepy!!!
too funny
you should, like, marry that girl or something.
Kim
1995 Contour GL
Needs less "needs more"
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Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:
Ok...weird story. I just copied and pasted this to e-mail it to a friend in Kansas City. I hit "send and receive mail" and get a ding that I have new mail. It was from the friend I just sent the Purina Diet to...and her mail to me was the Purina Diet!!!! Just a little creepy!!!
too funny
you should, like, marry that girl or something.
Oh god...not you too!  I'll tell you what I tell everyone else. Yes, she's my best friend, but there's just no romantic spark there whatsoever. I've tried, but....nothing. It would be like making it with my sister. 
Such is life!
BrApple-its all in the way it is presented...but everythign on my resume is all me
TexasRealtor-I hope you spelling improves on your resume.
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hey! Don't knock making it with your sister, alright? She's not that bad.
Kim
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Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
hey!
Don't knock making it with your sister, alright?
She's not that bad.
+1
05 Chevy Colorado z71 4x4 *for sale*
97 Honda Accord 4door track whore *12.9 N/A* (blown and wrecked)
97 Honda Accord 4 door
03 Eclipse GS
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Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
hey!
Don't knock making it with your sister, alright?
She's not that bad.
Maybe you have a sister I could borrow instead?
BrApple-its all in the way it is presented...but everythign on my resume is all me
TexasRealtor-I hope you spelling improves on your resume.
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Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:
Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
hey!
Don't knock making it with your sister, alright?
She's not that bad.
Maybe you have a sister I could borrow instead?
If I had one, she'd be such a ho by now considering all the "do you have a sister" requests...
Kim
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Originally posted by EVOLUTION VIII:
Just seen that yesterday.
yah I got that joke yesterday too 
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