Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:

Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the car. The installer came to fix it and guess what he asked me??? "Hot enough for you today?"

My sister had to spend $1,500 to bail me out of jail.

Freaking Texas. What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here??

Will write later to let you know how the trial goes.




Love it! Great day for jokes at the CEG!!! They just keep coming!

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest... Maverick Machineworks is open for business!! Tell me what you need and I can make it!