These aren't super funny or anything. More of a you have to see it kind of funny.
My husband is evil in his sleep.
He's got the jimmy arms. Anyone who watches Seinfeld knows what I'm talking about.
I've been punched in the mouth before.
Another time, he had his hand above my head, and suddenly the jimmies kicked in, so he started tapping my skull like he was a morse code operator.
I usually wake up thinking "wtf a-hole!", but then I remember I sleep next to jimmy, so I chuckle and mumble for him to roll over. Then we have a good laugh about it in the morning.
Another humorous he-hurt-me story was when we were walking and he pinched one of my asscheeks. He managed to get his boney little fingers in between the muscles somehow and my whole ass clenched up and I couldn't get the muscles to relax afterward for the longest time.
The pinch from hell! That hurt, but it was funny in that Americas Funniest Home Videos kind of way.
So every now and then, he'll either pretend to come at me with morse code fingers or lobster pinchers because hurting your spouse is obviously humorous.
I laugh anyway.
