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Post your Wife or S/O funnies #1619937 07/30/06 05:12 AM
Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,016 McKinney, TX K Kokopellian OP Hard-core CEG\'er
OP Kokopellian Hard-core CEG\'er K Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,016 McKinney, TX	My wife and I will be married 7 years this September and I was reflecting on some of the funniest things that her or I have done or said thoughout the years. This one particular story came to mind.... We were at an NBA game in our first year of marriage and Kevin Garnett made a power move in the lane and HAMMERED a jam on Brendan Haywood's head. The whistle blows and I yell YEAH! AND ONE!!! Enter my wife looking around left to right, while standing up..... "Where, where is he? Anwan , which team does he play for? I still laugh to this day. To my wife's credit, it was her first game plus she's from London, but still... 2006 Mazdaspeed6 1997 Yamaha YZF1000R Thunderace 1996 Volvo 850-R

Re: Post your Wife or S/O funnies #1619938 07/30/06 05:49 AM
Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 4,713 The Dalles, OR D Derk-xB Hard-core CEG'er
Derk-xB Hard-core CEG'er D Joined: Aug 2000 Posts: 4,713 The Dalles, OR	Not a really funny story behind this, just really bored driving through Nevada. I just get a smirk every time I look at this picture of my fiance. Derek Scion xB 5-spd Previous: 2000 Silver Frost SVT Please share the road with cyclists.

Re: Post your Wife or S/O funnies #1619939 07/30/06 05:49 AM
Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,159 Chester , VA (sux) J JeSiZZle Hard-core CEG\'er
JeSiZZle Hard-core CEG\'er J Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,159 Chester , VA (sux)	like this thread?? we had fun in that one 05 Chevy Colorado z71 4x4 for sale 97 Honda Accord 4door track whore 12.9 N/A (blown and wrecked) 97 Honda Accord 4 door 03 Eclipse GS

Re: Post your Wife or S/O funnies #1619940 07/30/06 02:54 PM
Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 688 Hartley, IA F FFE_dup1 Veteran CEG\'er
FFE_dup1 Veteran CEG\'er F Joined: Sep 2000 Posts: 688 Hartley, IA	This acctually happened last night. I got home for work around 10:30 she's sleeping. So I climb in to bed touch her on accident, I don't want to wake her up. Well She wakes up still in a dream state slaps me and tells be to "stop F#(@ing the barbie doll!", Then went back to sleep Well anyway after my face stoped tingling I thought it was funny.â�?� 2002 Ford ZX2 5spd (2nd baby) Former owner of 1998 Mystique (never filled the shoes on my first love)parents traded for new sable Former owner of 1996 Mystique(My true baby )

Re: Post your Wife or S/O funnies #1619941 07/31/06 07:14 PM
Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 3,115 Texas T TexasRealtor Hard-core CEG\'er
TexasRealtor Hard-core CEG\'er T Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 3,115 Texas	Originally posted by FFE: This acctually happened last night. I got home for work around 10:30 she's sleeping. So I climb in to bed touch her on accident, I don't want to wake her up. Well She wakes up still in a dream state slaps me and tells be to "stop F#(@ing the barbie doll!", Then went back to sleep Well anyway after my face stoped tingling I thought it was funny.â�?� I hope you don't keep any sharp objects on your nighttable. "Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

Re: Post your Wife or S/O funnies #1619942 07/31/06 07:26 PM
Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,076 traffic hell, IL C CarpePoon_dup1 Hard-core CEG'er
CarpePoon_dup1 Hard-core CEG'er C Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,076 traffic hell, IL	My wife and I were at the MSU vs UofM game a couple years ago. My wife understands football fairly well. But after about the 20th time the anouncer said "Smokers pass complete to......." My wife finally leaned over and asked me "what's a Smokers pass?" I had to explain to her that the quarterbacks name was Jeff Smoker. 2000 SVT Black/Tan #1633/2150 (a few mods) Alpine: CDA-9835, MRV-F540, MRD-M550 PG: TANTRUM-X 6.5 COMP all around. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. CEL currently: Off

Re: Post your Wife or S/O funnies #1619943 07/31/06 08:06 PM
Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 3,115 Texas T TexasRealtor Hard-core CEG\'er
TexasRealtor Hard-core CEG\'er T Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 3,115 Texas	My wife farted so loud in her sleep that it woke her up. She sat up and looked at me and asked "was that thunder?" and then immediately went back to sleep. "Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

Re: Post your Wife or S/O funnies #1619944 07/31/06 08:24 PM
Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,016 McKinney, TX K Kokopellian OP Hard-core CEG\'er
OP Kokopellian Hard-core CEG\'er K Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 4,016 McKinney, TX	Originally posted by TexasRealtor: My wife farted so loud in her sleep that it woke her up. She sat up and looked at me and asked "was that thunder?" and then immediately went back to sleep. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 2006 Mazdaspeed6 1997 Yamaha YZF1000R Thunderace 1996 Volvo 850-R

Re: Post your Wife or S/O funnies #1619945 08/01/06 12:50 AM
Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 34 York, PA S Spyderman New CEG\'er
Spyderman New CEG\'er S Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 34 York, PA	Originally posted by CarpePoon: My wife and I were at the MSU vs UofM game a couple years ago. My wife understands football fairly well. But after about the 20th time the anouncer said "Smokers pass complete to......." My wife finally leaned over and asked me "what's a Smokers pass?" I had to explain to her that the quarterbacks name was Jeff Smoker. straight from my parts...Lancaster, PA I got the chance to watch him play a couple times in highschool for Manhiem Central. 97.Contour.GL.ATX 89.Dodge.Colt.4G63T

Re: Post your Wife or S/O funnies #1619946 08/01/06 01:02 AM
Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,241 Grand Rapids, MI S snakous Hard-core CEG\'er
snakous Hard-core CEG\'er S Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,241 Grand Rapids, MI	Originally posted by Spyderman: Originally posted by CarpePoon: My wife and I were at the MSU vs UofM game a couple years ago. My wife understands football fairly well. But after about the 20th time the anouncer said "Smokers pass complete to......." My wife finally leaned over and asked me "what's a Smokers pass?" I had to explain to her that the quarterbacks name was Jeff Smoker. straight from my parts...Lancaster, PA I got the chance to watch him play a couple times in highschool for Manhiem Central. Did you get to watch him snort some yayo too? Enter Dave and/or Pete on defense Jake 96 T-Red SE V6

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