Originally posted by FFE:

This acctually happened last night.

I got home for work around 10:30 she's sleeping. So I climb in to bed touch her on accident, I don't want to wake her up. Well She wakes up still in a dream state slaps me and tells be to "stop F#(@ing the barbie doll!", Then went back to sleep

Well anyway after my face stoped tingling I thought it was funny.ΓΆβ?ΆΒ 


I hope you don't keep any sharp objects on your nighttable.

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